Got Git in my pocket, I deploy like a boss,
CI ticks like a Rolex – no luck, no loss.
You’re stuck in sprints with tickets and stress,
I write legacy legends – and torch servers, no less.
Code clean like a monk, but I curse in commit,
Branch out like a rebel, never playing it legit.
My test suite’s tight, green dots on the screen,
You debug in the dark, I refactor in my dream.
K8s on the beat, Helm charts in the sky,
Auto-scalin’ like my hustle – never askin’ why.
Pipelines flowin’, like rhymes when I spit,
You still run npm install, I just Docker that sh*t.
SSH into prod with a smirk and a goal,
Hotfix on the fly, soul merged with the console.
You chase MVPs, I’m dropping APIs,
Swagger so clean it brings tears to your eyes.
I’m the main in the mainframe, root in the cloud,
Logging every legend, stacktraced and proud.
So when you talk best dev – you better pause,
‘Cause I deploy truth, no try-catch, no flaws.