🎤 “Break the System (DevOps Hustle Anthem)”
(Verse 1)
I ain’t waitin’ in no HR queue,
Sending docs like bullets, ninety-two.
Stack full of skills, real not fake,
While the hiring clowns just copy-paste mistakes.
Wrote a hundred letters, real with ink,
Not beggin’ for jobs – I make ’em think.
No Homelab rage, no CV war,
Just clean reviews through your office door.
(Hook)
🛠I’m DevOps in motion, stopwatch in hand,
Stackin’ up sprints like I planned a command.
🔥 While your server room burns and the boss turns red,
I’m droppin’ documented gold instead.
“Ref not test, just check the spec,
I’ll fix your Docker while you wreck your deck.”
I don’t ask for seats – I build my space,
Cloud-native mind in a paper chase.
(Verse 2)
CI/CD like poetry in Bash,
Git flows clean, no corporate trash.
I roll up calm, Kube cluster in test,
Pipeline smooth, configs blessed.
While that team lead snarls in an admin rage,
I’m upstream pullin’ out of the cage.
Not a freelancer, not a pawn in play,
Just a beast with a script and a résumé.
(Bridge)
From Stuttgart to Leipzig, I hit that stack,
No CRM fluff, no clickbait track.
Just pure infra, review for proof,
And a fire in my brain that melts your roof.
(Final Hook)
🛠I’m DevOps in motion, letters en masse,
With GitHub truths and Kubernetes class.
đź’ľ Docs tight, flow light, mindset clean,
Hacking broken systems from behind the screen.